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QUOTES ABOUT YOU if a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry Women like silent men. They think they're listening. ~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956 Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace. ~Marianne Williamson, "A Woman's Worth" Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton Women are always beautiful. ~Ville Valo The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women. ~Madeleine K. Albright A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. ~Harold Robbins When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges. ~Germaine Greer Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. ~George Eliot, "The Harvest Supper," Adam Bede Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. ~W.C. Fields Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. ~George Meredith Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The