ANTHRAX VALENTINES (Is there a spell to resurrect the dead bands?)

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Nobody knows what made these guys work together. Grincore genre was chosen by default cause only this music could express real emotions and feelings of every single freak in Anthrax Valentines. Beginning of AV is shrouded in mystery, it may be the darkest and most violent secret in grindcore history... Oh, well... It's just typical bullshit, man. The real thing was that JC Zombie was drunken and went past a garage where a rehearsal of looser band Vaginal Transhair took place. He just entered it and took everything in his own hands. He said: "Hey you fucks, I'm gonna make a real fuckin' grinding band. Just follow my instructions and... buy me some beer, please." So he joined those loosers. Later two fucks were banished from the band and Ibanez was chosen as a bass guitarist. It wasn't a looser band anymore so they decided to change the name to a cool one. Anthrax Valentines was the only one that was great enough for those kings of nothing. Uff... I'm tired of typing all that silly shit. But there's some more to add. Guitarist Igor was keen on drugs so much that he even didn't have enough money to pay for whores they fucked at a rehearsal base. Trying to scrape a living making blowjobs for bums and horses he was kicked out of JC's fucking band. Coz we don't need loosers and loosers don't need us either because all they need is soap and a rope! Ibanez and a new guitarist turned out to be brainless faggots so they had to be kicked out in December 2009. To be honest they suck ass so much they just need to end their fucking lives immediately, RIGHT FUCKING NOW! JC and Gangrene are too busy with pre-lunch satanic rituals and masturbating onto your mothers' photos. But maybe one day they will be back... MORE HARD-FUCKING-CORE THAN EVER!