Golfers do it the best.. These are the 15 reasons to date one of them!!

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Golfers do it the best.. These are the 15 reasons to date one of them!! 1. We know to always wear a glove! 2. We have a nice stroke, and sense of touch! 3. We can hit it right down the middle! 4. We always have clean balls! 5. We can do it all day long! 6. We know how to get it up and down! 7. We always get it in the hole! 8. A 69 feels good! 9. We know how to use our hips! 10. It takes us at least 4 hours to play! and 11. We know how to pound it! 12. We can control ourselves! 13. We never have to rest, going from sunrise to sunset! 14. Our shafts are always stiff! 15. We go in two-somes, three-somes or four-somes, or if we have to by ourselves! 16. We're honest...sometimes it takes us 2 strokes and we're done with that hole....we consider that great!!! 17. We aren't afraid of throwing it at the hole. 18. We bring our best coming down the stretch on the backside. 19. We don't like every hole. 20. Unlike any other sport, our balls go a long way. 21. If we don't wear a glove bad things could happen. 22. Nothing stops us from playing, even if we have to pay. 23. The worse we do the more agressive we get...we throw our stick in the most convinent spots. Also, golf sounds a lot like sex: 1. Look at the size of his club. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.