☆★☆★☆Real Rednecks☆★☆☆★

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You May Be a Redneck if.... -You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi. -You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs. -You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. -You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company -Your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister -You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D.And you said, 'Bout What?' - Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. -If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck. -You think Possum is "The Other White Meat" - You carried a fishing pole into Sea World. - You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop. - You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart. - You think safe sex is a padded headboard. - You think subdivision is part of a math problem. - You and your dog use the same tree. - Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner. - You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. - You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. - The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors - Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.