SWIMMERS!!!

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You know you're a swimmer... If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump, you might be a swimmer. >If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you got, you might be a swimmer. >If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a swimmer. (You might also be crazy) >If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual activity, you might be a swimmer. >If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you might be a swimmer. >If you sport long, curling hair with split ends on your legs, you might be a swimmer. >If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won $1000," you might be a swimmer. >If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered last, you might be a swimmer. >If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you might be a swimmer. >When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a swimmer. >When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might be a swimmer. > When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a swimmer. >When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper your room, you might be a swimmer. >If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer. [SPEEDOS!!!] >If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the evenings, you might be a swimmer. >If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite sports drink, you might be a swimmer. >If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool, you might be a swimmer. >If among your heroes are Janet, Jenny, or Amanda, or you know who I'm talking about, you might be a swimmer. >If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see through, you might be a swimmer. >If you have an inhaler in every color of the rainbow, you might be a swimmer. >If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer. >If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer. >If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer. >If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you might be a swimmer. >If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might be lucky. >If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer. >If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you might be a swimmer. >If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be a swimmer. >If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing teammates, you might be a swimmer. >If you cut yourself every time you shave, because you only do it 3 or 4 times a year and are out of practice, you might be a female swimmer. > If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a swimmer. *If you shamelessly walk around the hallways at school in your bathing suit, you might be a swimmer. *If you think bald heads are hot, you might be a female swimmer. *If the person who sits behind you in you're math class always tells you that you reak of chlorine, you might be a swimmer. * If land is your second home, you might be a swimmer. * If you sometimes have trouble walking because you aren't use to it, you might be a swimmer. * If you suck at running, you might be a swimmer. * If your stronger than many of the guys and all the girls in your grade, you might be a female swimmer.