Gwydion's Coffeehouse Weblog

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Gwydion's Coffeehouse is located in a plot graciously donated by the Lincoln to improve local morale and enhance aesthetic and diversity in the mid to lower astral plane, and can be reached by way of any door. Due to underdeveloped technology on the local timeline in the material plane, visitors must provide their own coffee when visiting via internet. During your first visit, it may help to "create" it. To do so, simply activated the "Ocean" presetting, and proclaim: "Let there be mountains arising from the waters! hmm... no, no, thin ones... almost like cones, but not quite... 30 of them... spaced out throughout the.... yeah! perfect..." "Now... erase everything in this grid higher than 50 meters, except for me of course, and everything here on this square with me... and the stars with nothing inhibiting their light..." "Now... let the flat tops of these mountains be coated with... marble, no... Malachite... Increase Malachite luminosity by fifteen percent... and let there be... pyramids at the centers of each of them with a diameter that allows for a minimum of two meters of floor space before the drop off, made of... sandstone bricks... good, uh... smaller bricks. Mirrors! ....that's better..." "Let there be three portals on each wall of every pyramid, and let one on each be open to one other pyramid such that they all be connected, and let the remaining 330 of them lead to the 330 most popular public areas in the UA Grid at any given moment, with the option for the customer to command the door to his or her own apartment or to a destination of his or her own choosing, which is either public or where he or she is invited." "Now place elegant, appropriate for coffeehouses, tables and chairs throughout all the floor space. ...no, like the inside of a coffeehouse. Better... and if someone jumps off of the edge, let them hover or fly. Actually, make the sky change according to the time of day in real-time terra.... Los Angeles, and the color saturation of the sky... and the ocean... and of everything here except the people who come and go, exaggerate it by ... a hundred fifty percent..." Good, you're here. Welcome. http://edward-reib.com